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08-09-02, 11:34 AM
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
But jill prefers,
The candle stick,

Yes i know i need help ///////////:P

08-09-02, 11:50 AM
>Yes i know i need help ///////////:P

Yep, I concur with the doctors report, you do need help. :D :D :D

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08-09-02, 11:54 AM
Oh well, if you can't beat them, join them.

There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a #####
But think of the money I save".

There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin

In days of old
When knights were bold
and condoms weren't invented
they tied their socks
around their cocks
and babies were prevented.

:7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7

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08-09-02, 02:58 PM
I bow my head,Whilst on one knee......sir......

Steve H
08-09-02, 03:12 PM
There was a young man from st bee`s
who was stung on the arm by a wasp
when asked does it hurt
he said no it doesnt
but im glad it wasnt a hornet.

If you cant tell vaseline from putty
then there isnt any doubt
that sometime very soon now
your windows will all fall out.

"Out Of My Depth".

08-09-02, 06:17 PM
Ah well, here goes.

There was a Bohemian monk
Who went to sleep in a bunk
He dreamt that Venus
Was sucking his elbow
And woke up covered in perspiration.........Or something like that.

There was a young man from Leeds
Who bought a dozen tomatoes for 11 pence
He went home and showed them to his dad
And his dad said "Ooh i am suprised"
And put on his brown cardigan..............Or nothing like that.
:P }> :D :7