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BILKO
17-11-05, 08:56 AM
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND = 12

>

>A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen

>to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,
Dad"?

>To which the man matter-of-factly = replies, "Those are called
condoms, son.
>Men use them to have safe sex."

>Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.

>He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks;

>"Why are there 3 in this package?"

>The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE
for
>Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

>Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are thes
for?"
>Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

>WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12 pack.

>With a sigh and a tear in his eye, = the dad replied, "Those are for
married men

>ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

Clive
17-11-05, 10:19 AM
Pack of three would be better for married men.
One for his birthday, one for christmas and one for wedding anniversary!!!

john cohen
17-11-05, 07:16 PM
:rolleyes: Some thing for the weekend sir.:-} :-} :thumb: