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BILKO
18-11-05, 08:57 AM
It has been brought to management's attention that some
individuals throughout the company have been using foul
language during the course of normal conversation with their
co-workers. Therefore a list of 16 New and innovative phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a f__.

3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the f___ do you expect me to do about that?

4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No f___ing chance.

5) TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be sh__ing me!

6) TRY SAYING;
She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF:
She's a ball-busting s__.

7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my f____ing problem.

8) TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
Who gives a f___?

9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
This sh__ won't work.

10) TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that in.
INSTEAD OF:
Why the f___ing h _ll didn't you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF:
He's got his head up his a__.

12) TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF:
Who the f___ died and made you boss?

13) TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
F___ it, I'm not doing overtime.

15) TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF:
He's a pr_ck.

16) TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF:
This fjob sucks

Thank You,
Human Resources