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dave.n
29-11-05, 09:12 PM
KIDS ADVICE TO KIDS
> > > >
> > > > "Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick,
> > > > age 10
> > > >
> > > > "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't
> > > > answer." Hannah, 9
> > > >
> > > > "Never tell your mum her diet's not working."
> > > > Michael, 14
> > > >
> > > > "When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her
> > > > brush your
> > > > hair".Taylia,
> > > > 10
> > > >
> > > > "Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac."
> > > > Andrew, 9
> > > >
> > > > "Never hold a vacuum and a cat at the same time." Kyoyo, age 9.
> > > >
> > > > "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
> > > > Armir, 9.
> > > >
> > > > "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
> > > > Naomi, 15.
> > > >
> > > > "Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
> > > > Lauren age 9.
> > > >
> > > > "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
> > > > Joel, 10.
> > > >
> > > > "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to
> > > > your mum when she's on
> > > > the
> > > > phone." Alyesha, 13.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> > > >
> > > > "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
> > > > you like sports, she should like it that you like
> > > > sports,and she should keep
> > > > the
> > > > chips and dip coming." Alan, age 10.
> > > >
> > > > "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
> > > > to marry.
> > > > God decides it all way before, and you get to find
> > > > out later who you're
> > > > stuck with." Kirsten, age 10.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> > > >
> > > > "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
> > > > FOREVER by then."
> > > > Camille, age 10.
> > > >
> > > > "No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> > > > married."
> > > > Freddie, age 6.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> > > >
> > > > "You might have to guess, based on whether they
> > > > seem to be yelling at
> > > > the
> > > > same kids." Derrick, age 8.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> > > >
> > > > "Both don't want any more kids." Lori, age 8.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
> > > > SOUR?
> > > >
> > > > "I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
> > > > call all the
> > > > newspapers
> > > > and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."Craig,
age
> > > > 9.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> > > >
> > > > "When they're rich." Pam, age 7.
> > > >
> > > > "The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
> > > > wouldn't want to mess with
> > > > that." Curt, age 6.
> > > >
> > > > "The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then
> > > > you should marry
> > > > them
> > > > and have kids with them. It's the right thing to
> > > > do." Howard, age 8.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> > > >
> > > > "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she
> > > > looks like a truck."
> > > > Ricky, age 10.
> > >
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