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15-12-05, 09:37 PM
Gary Glitter has requested that on his death (be it by firing squad or not) he is cremated and his ashes used in an Etch-a-Sketch, so the kids can continue to play with him. :D :D :D

15-12-05, 09:50 PM
They are not putting up christmas decorations there this year.

Instead they're hanging glitter!!!


16-12-05, 09:46 AM
What do George Best and Garry have in common, they both like little tots:) Osgood:angel:

16-12-05, 09:56 AM
What's two feet tall and stands at the end of a kid's bed?

Gary Glitter's boots :D

16-12-05, 09:58 AM
Gary Glitter has booked into the Betty Ford clinic to try and cure his 8 year old crack addiction. :( :D

16-12-05, 12:51 PM
His girlfriend ran into the room and shouted:

"I'm leaving you... you sick perve"
"Why? What did I do?"
"I've been reading that you're a ****ing paedophile"
"Hey, that's a big word for a 9-year old..."

16-12-05, 02:33 PM
Keep them coming guys especiallyMike"T"anner.

16-12-05, 03:56 PM
Keep them coming guys especiallyMike"T"anner.
Hilarious!!!!!!Kev just visited your gallery, nothing there mate I was hoping for something a bit juicey!!! ;) Osgood:angel:

16-12-05, 09:49 PM
Gary approaches Micheal Jackson and says

"Ill swap you two fives for a ten"

Grease Monkey
17-12-05, 07:21 AM
Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter are having a night in..

Gary: What do you reckon we should do, Monopoly, TV, DVD and popcorn?

Jackson : We could get Alladin?

Glitter : Now Michael, you know what happened last time....

17-12-05, 11:55 PM
Arthur Scargill is going over to see Gary this year.

Its been years since hes seen a minors helmet.


19-12-05, 03:50 PM
What was Gary Glitter doing in C&A Sale?
He heard boys pants were half off!
How do you save Gary Glitter from drowning?
Throw him a boy.

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and whiskey?
Nothing, they both come in small tots.

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and a greyhound?
Greyhounds wait for the hares.

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?
Acne waits till you're 13 before it comes on your face.

I hear Gary Glitter is going to be the next Dr Who...
... apparently he will have two assistants, K9 and Stacey, eleven.

Why wouldnt they let Gary Glitter manage the England squad?
Because he wanted to put Seaman in the under 16's.
Did you hear about Gary Glitter's holiday?
He went to Tampa with the children

the rock doc
19-12-05, 05:10 PM
Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Gary Glitter asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "**** the children!"
Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said "Do we have time?"

What is the worst thing about being Gary Glitter?
You have to go to bed before 7.00

How do you know when it is bedtime at the Glitter residence?
When the big hand touches the small hand

Have you heard about Gary Glitter's New Book?
It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Have you heard that Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children In Need?

Q: Ever hear of the Gary Glitter burger?
A: It's 60 year old meat in ten year old buns.