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Miket
26-12-05, 10:40 AM
Come on, who got the worst, I'll start with this one. :mad:

A Hyena swallowed an OXO cube, he ended up as the laughing stock. :o :o :D

BIGUNDIES
26-12-05, 12:34 PM
Did you here the sad story about the two peanuts walking down the street.

One was a salted. :thumb:


Cmon there must be worse out there!

Lee

viperjim
26-12-05, 12:41 PM
wots a hedgehogs favourite food ? prickled onions :

fcukruss
26-12-05, 01:24 PM
why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers?

in case they get a hole in one!

lumberjack
29-12-05, 12:56 AM
why did the turtle cross the road?

cos' it was the chickens day off

Robin427
31-12-05, 04:04 PM
One snowman to another:

"Can you smell carrots?"

V8 BJC
31-12-05, 04:11 PM
Merry Xmas darling, your new GD is parked in the garage :D

Miket
31-12-05, 04:13 PM
Merry Xmas darling, your new GD is parked in the garage :D
And its Green ;) :p

V8 BJC
31-12-05, 04:46 PM
And its Green ;) :p

Brown interior maybe ;) :D

Robin427
31-12-05, 05:10 PM
Superior performance and handling maybe ;) :D

V8 BJC
31-12-05, 05:28 PM
Exhausts in wrong .................................................. ....... :D :D :D



Hope you had a good Xmas Robin and wishing a happy new year to Emma and yourself. Roll on summer :-} :thumb:

Robin427
31-12-05, 05:45 PM
Hopefully I'll learn to drive by then!! Not much point having such a fast car if I'm going to pootle around in it... :)

R