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dave
08-01-06, 07:46 PM
Two little boys ages 4 and 6 years old were talking in their room and the 6 year old boy said, "I think it is time we started cussing because we are getting to be big boys" and the 4 year old boy agreed.

"So, since I am the oldest I will say the word Hell and you say the word ass when we go down to breakfast." and the little boy agreed to that too.

Here they were sitting at the breakfast table when their mother asked, "What would you boys like for breakfast?" to which the older boy replied, "Aw hell mom, I guess I will have the Cheerios." WHACK and the mother spanked the 6 year old all the way to his bedroom and said, "You stay in there until I let you out !!"

The mother came back and asked the 4 year old, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man ?" to which the 4 year old replied, "I don't know but you can bet your fat ass it won't be the Cheerios !"

john cohen
08-01-06, 08:03 PM
:thumb: Nice one dave. I like that one lots.!!:rolleyes: