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09-01-06, 06:14 PM
A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg.
> His friend says, "My feet are cold mate .
> Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please mate."
> The guy goes upstairs,
> and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 18 year old daughters.
> Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you."
> The first daughter says, "That's not true."
> He says, "I'll prove it."
> He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"
> His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them."