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14-01-06, 04:41 PM
One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milli Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone bridge around the sine waves and stopped in a magnetic field by a small flowing current. Micro Farad, attracted by Milli Amp's characteristic curves, soon had her fully charged and excited. With her resistance at a minimum, he laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her reluctance and pulled out his high-voltage probe, He inserted it in her socket connecting them in parallel, and began short circuiting her shunt. Fully excited, Milli Amp moaned, "Mho, mho, give me mho!" With his tube operating at maximum and her field vibrating with his current flow, Milli Amp soon reached her saturation point. The excessive current flow caused her shunt to overheat, and Micro Farad was rapidly discharged and drained of every Seimens. They fluxed all night, trying various connections and sockets until his bar magnet developed a soft core and lost all of its field strength. Afterwards Milli Amp tried self induction and damaged her solenoids. With his battery fully discharged, Micro Farad was unable to excite his generator, so they ended up by reversing polarity and blowing each others fuses. Watt a night!

14-01-06, 04:44 PM
Nothing on the telly Mike?

14-01-06, 11:42 PM
Ohm my god.