View Full Version : Caution...slippery when wet

31-01-06, 06:02 PM
This is worthy of a 4X ad.....

Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped
over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or
backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to
the floor.

She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled.

Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the
floor" she said.
"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're
stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We
can't do it" Cobba said "Let's try Plan B." "Plan B?" exclaimed
"What's that"? "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can
break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied

"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here
and play with her tits." "Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not
exactly a good time for that mate?" "No" Bruce replied, "But I
reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the
kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".

:D :D

neil still building it
31-01-06, 06:55 PM
hi stevee b
nice one mate ,made me giggle!!
neil:D :D :D

31-01-06, 08:47 PM
Is that a true story?

01-02-06, 05:08 PM
Of course it is.

Would I lie to you????