View Full Version : The man of the house

21-02-06, 03:36 PM
A husband had just finished reading a new book, called
"You can be the man of your house".

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly
up to his wife...
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly,
"From now on, YOU need to know that
I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!"

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal.
You will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
....after dinner,
You are going to go upstairs with me, and we will
have the sex that I want.
....after that,
You are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and
bring me my robe.
You will massage my feet and hands.
Then after that's all done, guess who's going
to dress me and comb my hair?"....

His wife replied,

"The f**king funeral director would be my guess."

:eek: :p :D