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steamyrotter
22-02-06, 08:29 PM
A teacher asked her class to make a sentence with the work contagious.

Tommy spoke up first:-
"When i had measles mummy told me to stay home as it was contagious."

"Good boy tommy" said teacher.

Rachel followed with
"Bird flu is bad because it is contagious"

"Well done" said teacher.

Daimund chipped in in a thick irish accent
"Our neigbour was painting his house with a 2 inch brush and my Dad said it will take the contagious"

Silence...............



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kevchard
23-02-06, 09:49 PM
Quality joke Dean.
Have you been taking notes from Osgood and CobraKev?