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Miket
14-03-06, 04:48 PM
‘Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products, and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Rugby 3pm, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware. I then upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2003. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and WhingeExcel. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation. Also when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which cannot be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling itself. Any help on this would be gratefully received.’

rich
14-03-06, 06:02 PM
Come on Mike keep up :D

http://www.cobraclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9995

osgood
14-03-06, 06:50 PM
Wonder where you got that from Mike :) Osgood

Miket
14-03-06, 08:31 PM
Come on Mike keep up :D

http://www.cobraclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9995

I thought I'd already posted it, but couldn't find it. doh, it's my age. :( :( ;) :D

COBRA KEV01
14-03-06, 08:36 PM
I thought I'd already posted it, but couldn't find it. doh, it's my age. :( :( ;) :D





Yes, i got that e-mail from yourself about 1 year ago mike,bored and struggling for some material are we old boy.
hee hee hee
Id rest your head mate in front of the telly in your slippers sipping horlicks.

Clarkson
14-03-06, 08:43 PM
He loves is mince pies too!:D :D

COBRA KEV01
14-03-06, 08:56 PM
He loves is mince pies too!:D :D





Hes a dear old chap really,i suppose we will all get to his age one day!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clarkson
14-03-06, 08:59 PM
I am really suprised he has lived for that long, the way he drives....! Have you seen his video??

COBRA KEV01
14-03-06, 09:14 PM
I am really suprised he has lived for that long, the way he drives....! Have you seen his video??




Yes i know,a crazy old bastard,for sure.

Clarkson
14-03-06, 09:19 PM
Me thinks that's the reason why sogood is always blowing up his motors, trying to keep up with mr T!:confused: :D :D

COBRA KEV01
15-03-06, 11:56 AM
Me thinks that's the reason why sogood is always blowing up his motors, trying to keep up with mr T!:confused: :D :D





And i remember "T"anner telling his daughter off for tail- gating and going to fast on the way home from the exeter show a couple of years ago.
As mad as a march hare!