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27-03-06, 08:18 PM
An old lady visits her recently deceased husband at the funeral parlour, when she sees him, she starts crying. "He's wearing a black suit," she tells the undertaker. "It was his dying wish to be buried in blue."

The undertaker apologises, saying it's normal practice to put bodies in a black suit, but he'll see what he can do.

Next day, the woman returns and there is her husband resplendent in a blue suit. "That's wonderfull," she says. "Where did you get it?" "well," explains the undertaker, "After you had left, a man about your husband's size was brought in wearing a blue suit. His wife said that he wanted to be buried in black and was there anything we could do?" The old lady smiles at the undertaker. "After that," he continues, It was simply a matter of swapping the heads." :( :( ;) :D

Purple AK
27-03-06, 08:21 PM
:D Brill ROTF :D :D ....

27-03-06, 09:57 PM
LOL...nice one Mike