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the rock doc
04-07-07, 06:00 AM
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a
> >sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small
cave.
> >
> >"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened
closely
> >until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore
> >off his clothes and ran into the cave.
> >
> >The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was
> >all about.
> >
> >"Was the other Indian crazy or what?"
> >
> >The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when
> >Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the
> >opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful
> >squaw in there waiting for us."
> >
> >Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to
the
> >cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> >
> >Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from
deep
> >inside.
> >
> >He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
> >
> >The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and
then
> >spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of
> the
> >huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this
> >cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some
> >really big, fine women in this cave!"
> >
> >He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
> >"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> >
> >Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO,
> >WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
> >
> >With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
> >cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the
> >headline of the local newspaper read.....
> >
> >
> >
> >(Get ready, its good),
> >
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> >NAKED IRISHMAN
> >
> >RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!