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Louise
18-06-03, 05:04 PM
A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.
She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?"

The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?"

The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!"


Louise :-)

Abyss
23-03-05, 07:42 PM
The Penis Study"
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft.
The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to
provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, the French declared that the British
were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After three years of research and a cost in excess of 250,000, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more sexual pleasure.

When the results of the French study were released, Newfoundland decided
to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive
research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Grease Monkey
23-03-05, 07:48 PM
If you had sex several times a day, every day for a whole year, saved each and every condom, melted them down and made a tyre what type of tyre would it be?





Clearly an F' ing Goodyear!!!

Abyss
23-03-05, 08:05 PM
Realy good that one!

Robin427
24-03-05, 01:18 AM
What's the difference between pink and purple?








The grip

Mclaren
24-03-05, 10:31 AM
If you had sex several times a day, every day for a whole year, saved each and every condom, melted them down and made a tyre what type of tyre would it be?


Clearly an F' ing Goodyear!!!



That's a cracker! :thumb:

nbracken
24-03-05, 02:20 PM
A little old lady goes into the chemist and quietly asked the man serving behind the counter if they sold viagara.

He replied "Why of course madam. How can I help you?"

"Well" she asked, somewhat timidly "do you have err, any experience and does it, you know, work?"

Blushing a little at her direct approach the chemist answers "Well as a matter of fact I can tell you that it does work, and really rather well".

"Oh thank you" the little old lady replies. "Can you get it over the counter?"

Now blushing bright red he replies "Well yes, but only when I take six at once".......

Robin427
24-03-05, 06:56 PM
You have to be careful with that stuff. A man in my village died from taking an overdose...

... took them 6 days to get the coffin lid shut

paul
24-03-05, 08:29 PM
They put out Viagra light especially for wa*kers

paul
24-03-05, 08:30 PM
Of course then there was Viagra eye drops they made you look hard

Miket
24-03-05, 08:35 PM
You have to be careful with that stuff. A man in my village died from taking an overdose...

... took them 6 days to get the coffin lid shut

No, its dead easy, you just drill a hole in the lid, push the c*ck through, then cut it off, sand down and it looks like a knot in the wood. ;) :thumb:

Purple AK
24-03-05, 09:00 PM
A voice of experience???? :D