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Neil O
25-04-12, 03:02 PM
Our exalted leader returns from Oz this Friday.

Has anyone organised a cleaning up team to get his house back in shape after the epic party at the weekend?

I can probably get soem stuff to get the red wine out of the lounge carpet but I'm not sure what the other stains are exactly.....:shock:

Re-planting the garden shouldn't take too long with a team of four experienced guys. The new turf is being delivered tomorrow.

The curtains are at the dry-cleaners already. The woman with the sewing machine wasn't too hopeful she could fix them but she did ok in the end.

One major problem is the bed linen. It wasn't me, so whoever did it needs to sort it out! :shock:

Can all party goers volunteer for a specific job and make sure it gets done in time please. :D

Hagster
25-04-12, 03:11 PM
Want me to pay the bill at Madame Lucids Spanking Emporium?

donations welcome.

Guy



Our exalted leader returns from Oz this Friday.

Has anyone organised a cleaning up team to get his house back in shape after the epic party at the weekend?

I can probably get soem stuff to get the red wine out of the lounge carpet but I'm not sure what the other stains are exactly.....:shock:

Re-planting the garden shouldn't take too long with a team of four experienced guys. The new turf is being delivered tomorrow.

The curtains are at the dry-cleaners already. The woman with the sewing machine wasn't too hopeful she could fix them but she did ok in the end.

One major problem is the bed linen. It wasn't me, so whoever did it needs to sort it out! :shock:

Can all party goers volunteer for a specific job and make sure it gets done in time please. :D

Chimeara
25-04-12, 03:27 PM
What a party, Carnage is probably the best way to describe it.

Happy to muck in and help out in any way I can but there is no way im cleaning the khazi. Thats a job for a team of chemical warfare specialists.

PS whos was the love swing in bedroom 3, did someone leave it there or did we stumble on the hidden den of the SW club rep. It looked pretty soiled. Not sure how those wardrobe doors go back on either but they need to to cover up all those god dam awful pink shirts and flares that were hiding behind them.

Let me know if you need anything else Neil before I head down later.

Neil O
25-04-12, 03:51 PM
Bring some petrol Ant.
There's something really sticky on one of the bed headboards that won't budge with anything I've got.

Glaziers will be here in the morning to sort out the conservatory.
Anyone got a use for 12 sheets of 8'x4' ply? Only a few nail holes around the edges, should be good to use again.

Oh, nearly forgot....
Has anyone got one of those battery recycling bags?
There's loads of the bloody things all over the place. All flat. :shock:

We're getting there but need more volunteers!

Chimeara
25-04-12, 04:07 PM
No I havent got any bloody petrol, I put it in your car so i could get rid of it out my garage. So if you get a gallon let me have back whats left. Il take the ply, will come in handy for a building job somewhere.

kdavies3
25-04-12, 10:15 PM
We heard the noise from the party over the Fecking Severn Bridge.
Wouldn't have minded but we weren't invited or was that just the sheep?
So many pinkies in one place. :D

westborne
26-04-12, 12:53 AM
Thats OK Neil - according to Karen we're coming to live with you!-

(Well she mentioned a Care Home and I presume thats your place?)

Funny thread though!

wilf
26-04-12, 07:32 AM
What's that old saying?

Oh yes - "with friends like these................." :D

Neil O
26-04-12, 07:46 AM
With all the recent rain the guys can't get the turf layed.
Gone with astroturf, don't think they'll notice.

Has anyone got a brown wheelie bin spare?
The chemicals used during the clean up have melted the bottom out of Chris's one.

Glaziers have done a great job with the conservatory. Just a shame the velux roof windows now open inwards.

leehhol85
26-04-12, 01:08 PM
I've read some threads in my time but this has got to be up there with one of the funniest/randomest....keep getting strange looks across the office as I make strange giggling noises :-)

Now....back to work!!

Purple AK
26-04-12, 08:47 PM
Sh*t I didn't realise they were back this week!! I've booked it out to the DSS till then end of the month! Can we double up on Miket's place till then?

Neil O
27-04-12, 10:50 AM
I've read some threads in my time but this has got to be up there with one of the funniest/randomest....keep getting strange looks across the office as I make strange giggling noises :-)

Now....back to work!!

Try looking up the "wardrobe doors" thread....

Neil O
27-04-12, 10:55 AM
Sh*t I didn't realise they were back this week!! I've booked it out to the DSS till then end of the month! Can we double up on Miket's place till then?
Purple, all is good.
I got Mike's keys off his daughter so we can move them in straight away.
50/50 split as normal?

westborne
28-04-12, 04:58 AM
It was dark when we got back - I'm awaiting dawn to review the damage

Neil O
28-04-12, 10:00 AM
Welcome home Miss Sheeba. :)

wilf
28-04-12, 04:49 PM
Isn't that cat food?

Neil O
29-04-12, 06:17 AM
Cat litter would be more fitting ;)