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16-03-04, 12:56 PM

A man out having a stroll comes across a little lad in his homemade cart made up to look like a fire engine.

The bloke says, "that's a nice fire engine you've got there son, but I'll give you a tip: tie the rope round the dog's neck instead of it's testicles it'll go faster."

The kid looks at him and says, "yeah, but then I wouldn't have a siren!" :P