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Louise
20-03-04, 01:05 PM
Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick
> packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the
> picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
> When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "OK Les give me the
> bottle opener". "I didn't bring it" says Les. "I thought you packed it".
> Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"
> Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home
> without a bottle opener.
> Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they
> will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on
> their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally
> agrees. So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and
> he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a
> promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a
> promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a
> sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from
> behind a rock and shouts:
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> > > "I KNEW IT...... I'M NOT ***KING GOING!"
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:P :P

Purple AK
20-03-04, 03:28 PM
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