View Full Version : A young man moved into his new apartment in the city.

25-03-04, 04:21 PM
On his way to the mailboxes in the lobby, an attractive young lady came out of the
apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at
the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and
said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed
her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it,
allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him,
"What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he
finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!" Astounded, and a little
hurt she asked "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100%
natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my
skin- no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of
my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when
you said you heard someone cuming? That was me."