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01-04-04, 09:05 PM
Yesterday, Cambridge University scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test this theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed

100% of the test subjects:
1.. Gained weight.
2.. Talked excessively without making sense.
3.. Became overly emotional.
4.. Couldn't drive.
5.. Failed to think rationally.
6.. Argued over nothing.
7.. Had to sit down while urinating.
8.. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary!