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chesterak
17-04-04, 10:23 PM
Robert,
I see we have an ad for "exotic" leather products. Is the CRC really endorsing the use of endangered species products? If you are then you can fcuck right off and cancel my membership!!!!!
Stan

Robin427
17-04-04, 10:51 PM
Does this mean I can finally get the real leopardskin seats I was after?

Robin

GD427 Euro in progress.
LS1/T56/P45
http://www.creffield.com/cobra/index.html

plod
17-04-04, 11:20 PM
The only exotic skin I found was this one.. but I guess it'll do..


http://www.lasenza.co.uk/level3.asp?category=16&style=388&s=4


Paul

robert
18-04-04, 09:29 AM
>Robert,
>I see we have an ad for "exotic" leather products. Is the CRC
>really endorsing the use of endangered species products? If
>you are then you can fcuck right off and cancel my
>membership!!!!!
>Stan

Eh, you got me confused. There is no ad like that on our system, but when were cows endangered species?

Dutch Paul
18-04-04, 10:14 AM
< but when were cows endangered species?

chesterak
18-04-04, 09:09 PM
Robert,
First off... I would like to sincerely apologise to you, and anyone else, who may have been offended by my bad choice of language and attitude. No excuses, I'm really sorry. I'm not sure why I went off on one - it won't happen again.
The ad for "exotic leather products" was under the heading "CRC Advertisers"
Stan
:-(

robert
18-04-04, 09:38 PM
>Robert,
>First off... I would like to sincerely apologise to you, and
>anyone else, who may have been offended by my bad choice of
>language and attitude. No excuses, I'm really sorry. I'm not
>sure why I went off on one - it won't happen again.
>The ad for "exotic leather products" was under the heading
>"CRC Advertisers"
>Stan
>:-(

Stan

No problem at all, I am just concerned about this errant ad and would like to find it. We use two reutable sources for ad feeds, and none of them have exotic ad feeds.

I take it that it was one of the small box ads, not the top banners, can you clarify?? That one is fed from a pool, so I can easily track it, and comes from a single source only.

If you could remember any other infomation, it would help greatly.
:tu :tu

chesterak
19-04-04, 09:19 PM
Robert,
I'm fairly sure it was "Ads by Google" it listed aligators, snakes (not COBRAS!!!) and other animals, the source of the products was Thailand. Hope this helps.
Regards
Stan
:tu

robert
19-04-04, 09:55 PM
Damn, the google ads use something called adsense and look at the content of the page and then feed a link which they think the user would like to see. AdSense delivers text-based Google AdWords ads that are relevant to what your readers see on your pages.

I am surprised that Google would feed a potentially endangered species ad.

I will see if there is anything in their T&Cs about specific category feed removal.

chesterak
20-04-04, 09:44 PM
Robert,
There is another similar ad running tonight in "Ads by Google" www.implora.com for, of all things, COBRA !!!!! skins!!!
Stan
:-(

robert
20-04-04, 11:10 PM
Fine, time to pull the google ads, but it will take me a bit of time. Serves us right for having snakes!!!!

plod
20-04-04, 11:15 PM
Just dont loose the La Senza stuff, I'm still making my mind up..


Paul :tu

robert
20-04-04, 11:38 PM
Paul

The La Senza stuff is harmless, just no one handed surfing please. }( }(

plod
20-04-04, 11:42 PM
ha ha, good ol boy.


Actually one hand not enough anyway..

Paul

robert
20-04-04, 11:50 PM
Hmmm, I heard you only had a small truncheon.

Now how many times have you heard that one. :P :P :7

plod
21-04-04, 12:15 AM
ha ha ha ha ha...

Actually, I dont like to advertise the fact. It might get edited and then i would be in trouble :-;


{-} {-}

Paul

robert
21-04-04, 10:23 AM
As long as you don't "advertise" it, it won't get edited. {-} {-}

plod
21-04-04, 12:17 PM
Thanks buddy


Never liked to brag about it anyway.

Paul

roll control
22-04-04, 07:14 AM
Ayup yooooof!! Hows it hangin? (other than obviously long)? I have one of those things thats about 8" long and at the 'shake' of a hand can extend to about 24". Its also got a rounded end and can be retracted quickly. I have been known to 'threaten' teenage boys with it after an onslaught of egg throwing at my house. Its one of those metal 'riot'sticks!!!! {-}

Rob :tu

plod
22-04-04, 09:29 AM
Hi Rob,

I'm well. Had to go non nitrous in the end so I'm just adding more bits to try and play catch up..

And by the way. You'd best think up of a lawful authority or reasonable excuse, the burden of proof for which shall lie with you for that thing........

Paul :tu
Dax de dion - Its on the road! {-}

roll control
22-04-04, 02:57 PM
Certainly Officer, it came with the Navy Seal 14" razor serrated edged knife and Desert Eagle BB gun I bought. That pass ok?

Why are you not running N20?

Rob :tu

plod
22-04-04, 06:49 PM
ha ha ha.....

I cant get insurance as the car is not garaged....... Cna yo believe that?

But on another point, I dont have anything internally forged or balanced and it's probably not strong enough. Never mind



Paul ;(

roll control
22-04-04, 07:57 PM
Of course I can believe that, we are dealing with Insurance Companies arn't we????? You can run up to 100 hp Nitrous system without forged internals. You would just need a progressive controller to prevent a 'sudden' hit. {-}

You going to Stoneleigh?

Rob :sm

Dutch Paul
22-04-04, 08:37 PM
The topic seems to have strayed a little x(

Where can I find these ""erotic leather products"" that were mentioned at the beginning????????? :} :} :}

roll control
22-04-04, 09:18 PM
You could have purchased them from one of the banner adverts on the home page from pornolingerie.com or whatever. I phoned them today to order in bulk but was informed that an officer of the law from the south of this fine land had scooped the lot up so that he and his 'colleagues' could play out their fantasy's {-}

Sorry about going :OT

Rob :tu

robert
22-04-04, 09:32 PM
Did you know, that the lingerie ads have the highest click rate. Now what does that tell you? {-} {-} {-}

Either the majority of cobra owners are cross dressers amd secretly wear womens underwear or .............. }( }( }(

plod
22-04-04, 09:46 PM
Rob, Paul and Rob.

I got loads spare ...

http://www.underu.com/q/c/ve/7S242_b.jpg


{-}

I didn't know that to be the case about running nitrous without the forged stuff. However, a 350 with edelbrock package is just about at its limit.. I know I wouldn't be using it all the time, but not sure I could trust it

kdavies3
22-04-04, 10:11 PM
I reckon (roll control) is right as long as you control it's delivery (ooher missus) you should be OK.
my eldest would love it if I fitted NOS.
All that fast and furious stuff.
Maybe one day. {-}

http://www.woodoouk.eclipse.co.uk/Wales.gif

Kev Davies
Dax, 383ci Chevy Stroker, Tremec TKO
South Wales

plod
22-04-04, 10:22 PM
Cheers mate,

Seems such a shame to waste the number plate.... I always wanted cob in it but when I saw N20, I thought hee hee hee hee heeee..

Anyway :OT again?

Paul

roll control
22-04-04, 11:02 PM
Wots :OT about NOS? Anyway, you can def run up to 100hp Nitrous system on non-forged internals providing you have a purge valve & a progressive controller. You cant have a number plate like yours and not run a whiff of gas yer daft bugger {-} . Why do you think my new De Dion will be registered V8 NOS :tu

Rob

roll control
22-04-04, 11:07 PM
Check out these babies.......


http://www.cobraclub.com/crcforum/user_files/4434.jpg


{-} {-} {-} :wewar :wewar {-} {-} {-}

plod
22-04-04, 11:08 PM
Nothing off topic about it tho it's got nothing to dowith this thread but hey, we're in the cockpit so anything goes.

V8 NOS :tu ha ha, its sooooooo street soundin. i thought the chemical symbol was a little more posh and upmarket {-}

regardless of whether i can or cant. insurance wont touch me unless i have a garage........ cos nitrous works so much better when the car is garaged.....:} :} :}

gits..

you ought to be around erm 600 hp?

roll control
23-04-04, 07:34 AM
Problem is, not many people know what N2O is {-} Whereas NOS :7 When all is at full snot and the progressive controller has done its work, it'll be around 575 gee gees :tu

I can understand the garage thing but what a pain in the butt x( There must be a way round it }(

Rob
Club Nitrous - its a gas {-}

robert
23-04-04, 11:43 AM
>Robert,
>First off... I would like to sincerely apologise to you, and
>anyone else, who may have been offended by my bad choice of
>language and attitude. No excuses, I'm really sorry. I'm not
>sure why I went off on one - it won't happen again.
>The ad for "exotic leather products" was under the heading
>"CRC Advertisers"
>Stan
>:-(

Stan

I have changed the headers on the pages as google looks at the headers so we shouldn't see any more "snake" related links, but please let me know if you do. :tu

dave
24-04-04, 06:48 AM
>ha ha, good ol boy.
>
>
>Actually one hand not enough anyway..
>
>Paul


Of course, you need one for the tweezers and one for maginfying glass.


Not slow on the uptake, only just read it.


:7 :7