View Full Version : Smart Blonde Joke.......yeah right !

02-06-04, 11:25 PM
A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager.
She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow 5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to
a new Ferrari.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the
title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car
as collateral for the loan.

The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for
using a 200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a 5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the 5,000 and the
interest, which comes to 15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are
very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were
away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What
us is, why would you bother to borrow 5,000?"

The blonde replies...

"Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only
15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Hooray! A smart blonde joke at last!!

03-06-04, 12:12 PM
Verry funny but err.. we have already had this one!
Just look at the 'similar threads' below! :rolleyes: :D