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Louise
18-07-04, 01:28 PM
Along ambles a Hedgehog, and asks them how they always manage to get across
without getting squashed by "the big lights that move"

Easy, says one rabbit and as a car approaches it runs out, freezes in the
headlights, and the car passes over it, leaving it to scamper the rest of
the way to the other side, where it waves happily to the hedgehog.

The Hedgehog waits till another car approaches, then trundles out into it's
path............................SPLAT............

The rabbits look across the road at each other, and one says..........
"Blimey, you don't see many Reliant Robin's these days"..................

;-)