Scousers to join Ferrari!!

[Miket]

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

[Clive]

They can maybe remove a set of wheels in 6 seconds, but they've no experience of refitting them!

[slogger]

Originally Posted by Clive

They can maybe remove a set of wheels in 6 seconds, but they've no experience of refitting them!

Lucky they aren't using the guys down here. These guys would have the wheels off while the car is still moving and then wouldn't be seen for dust!

[vinster]

you have upset me now, 6 seconds ,we do it in 4 now haha

[Miket]

Originally Posted by vinster

you have upset me now, 6 seconds ,we do it in 4 now haha

How would you know coming from Prescott, that's the posh part.

[vinster]

i flew the nest m8 ,you no how it is haha

[Keith1968]

Posh bit? You mean they leave cars up on ornamental bricks there rather than breeze blocks?

[dingocooke]

ooohh noooo bricks are so last year; they just drop em onto the brake discs now..

[vinster]

nice one beat me to it haha

[dingocooke]

Originally Posted by vinster

nice one beat me to it haha

no worries hehe; go to merseyside with work quite a bit, still have 4 wheels on my wagon; I must be going to the posh bits LOL