Womens friends, Mens friends

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Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her
husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his
wife's ten best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife
that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife called her
husband's ten best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two of them claimed
that he was still there!

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A Man Came Home From The Amazon Jungle With A C#ck Sucking Frog
And Gave It To His Wife
She Said And What Do You Want Me To Do With That
He Replied Teach It To Cook And F#ck Off