Windows Automotive

[kayjayd]

Just been doing some training at work and saw this in the presentation amongst other things - Windows Automotive 5.0

How do you fancy having Windows running in your car - scary thought if you ask me.

[Richard Gibbs]

Hi Kev
The thought of having any microsoft programme running any part of my car frightens the daylights out of me. Just think of all the bugs it will be riddled with. I notice they say it has been shown to be stable. Ha! A joke if ever I read one. You will almost certainly have to subscribe to lifelong updates to rectify the mistakes in the programming. You will be charged for the service no doubt. Just think of all those error messages!

[How Much!!!]

Originally Posted by Richard Gibbs

Hi Kev
The thought of having any microsoft programme running any part of my car frightens the daylights out of me. Just think of all the bugs it will be riddled with. I notice they say it has been shown to be stable. Ha! A joke if ever I read one. You will almost certainly have to subscribe to lifelong updates to rectify the mistakes in the programming. You will be charged for the service no doubt. Just think of all those error messages!

Does that mean if you get the blue 'screen of death' you have to press and hold Clutch, Break and Throttle?

Andy

[craggle]

This program has performed an illegal operation.

Automatic braking system will now close.

Arrrrgggghhhhh!

[Dutch Paul]

You have to press the START button to stop it.
If you have to do an emergency stop it will probably pop a window up first to ask "do you really want to stop"

[steamyrotter]

The scary thing is the standard ECU now fitted to All F1 cars is manufactured, supplied, programmed and bugged by microsoft.



So expect many more crashes this season

[griff]

Read micro...bored already

[craggle]

Originally Posted by steamyrotter

The scary thing is the standard ECU now fitted to All F1 cars is manufactured, supplied, programmed and bugged by microsoft.



So expect many more crashes this season

Didn't Hamiltons car suffer from this at the last race of the season, last year?

Craig.

[slogger]

Microsoft v. General Motors

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates compared the computer industry to the automobile industry and stated: 'If GM kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would be driving $25 cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.'


A slightly aggrieved General Motors immediately issued a press release stating: 'If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

• For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
• Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
• Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
• Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to start, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
• Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95---or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.
• Apple would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on 5% of the roads.
• The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default' warning light.
• New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
• The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before deploying.
• Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turn the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
• GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
• Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
• You'd press the "Start" button to shut off the engine.

Taken from: Distributed Systems and Networks by William Buchanan, McGraw Hill, 2000.


Anybody owned a V6 Vectra?