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Old 03-04-08, 12:48 AM
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Scottish Water



Subject: Scottish Water





A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
The Gamekeeper shouts,

'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an' pish!'

The man replies,

'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in English for me.'

The game keeper replies,

'I said, use two hands - you get more that way!!!'


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LOL aint that just about right bring back the wall
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Was it to keep them in or us out?? (Don't answer that )
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LOL aint that just about rightbring back the wall

WHOA WHOA WHOA,I am unfortunate enough to live in scotland and I resemble that remark,But I was born in England so I am multi cultural!! I think.

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Very well balanced people the Scots...


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WHOA WHOA WHOA,I am unfortunate enough to live in scotland and I resemble that remark,But I was born in England so I am multi cultural!! I think.

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Alfie, note the . I luv Edinburgh on Calcutta cup day.
I still think Cumberland would be better looked after as part of Scotland at least they recognise the borders as being the borders unlike the English who think the North West is Manchester. Now theres the cat amongst the pigeons.

I will be coming over the Border to hunt you out as soon as car is painted if thats OK, have a wee peek at your new cob.
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Alfie, note the . I luv Edinburgh on Calcutta cup day.
I still think Cumberland would be better looked after as part of Scotland at least they recognise the borders as being the borders unlike the English who think the North West is Manchester. Now theres the cat amongst the pigeons.

I will be coming over the Border to hunt you out as soon as car is painted if thats OK, have a wee peek at your new cob.
Hi Toddy,
He he I agree with all you say there mate, your,e welcome anytime .
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