The Perils of Sons

[Neil O]

Originally Posted by craggle

Guess what I'll be doing next time I bleed some brakes!

Craig.

Why wait.
Fresh brake fluid probably works better anyway.

We used to make fuse paper at school that gave off loads of smoke. Can't for the life of me remember how we did it though.

Newspaper, something from the garden centre and the airing cupboard for drying it...........no, can't remember.

[TONYC]

Originally Posted by Neil O

Why wait.
Fresh brake fluid probably works better anyway.

We used to make fuse paper at school that gave off loads of smoke. Can't for the life of me remember how we did it though.

Newspaper, something from the garden centre and the airing cupboard for drying it...........no, can't remember.

Sodium Chlorate weedkiller

[Neil O]

That's the stuff.

Not sure of the process though. I think we just soaked the newspaper a bit with the weed killer then dried it again.

I think maybe I'll try it out later........

[Clive]

Steady on!

The next thing you'll know, the Police will knocking your door down accusing you of using this website for terrorist purposes and bomb making!

[Neil O]

Originally Posted by Clive

Steady on!

The next thing you'll know, the Police will knocking your door down accusing you of using this website for terrorist purposes and bomb making!

Yeh right.

They'll find a white, 40 something, slightly overweight, balding, atheist, mortage and tax payer. Bang on the demographic they are looking for eh?

[chiffer]

Originally Posted by Miket

One advantage of having son's, you don't have to pay for two daughters weddings.

Tell me about it!

[chiffer]

Originally Posted by badcob

You have to pay for your daughters weddings !!!

Could cost you the price of a decent cob.

[oldcobber]

Hi Andy,

Most excellent. The only problem is................................when they get older.............they cost even more...........in cash.........time ...........and hair.

Bob

[nuf_said]

Originally Posted by TONYC

Sodium Chlorate weedkiller

Sodium Chlorate (weedkiller) and sugar (equal quantities) - good fuse stuff.
Nuf Said