The Perils of Sons

[How Much!!!]

A bit silly, but I thought that some of you might like it. It gets better as you go along.

Andy

For those of you who were fortunate to have daughters ONLY, be
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> And you also find out very interesting things when you have sons,
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> 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
> house 4 inches deep.
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> 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
> roller blades, they can ignite.
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> 3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
> restaurant.
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> 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
> strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a
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> Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can,
> to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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> 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
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> using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few
> times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long
> way.
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> 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
> hit by a ceiling fan.
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> 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's
> already too late.
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> 8.) Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.
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> 9.) A 6-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
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> 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
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> 10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year
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> 11.) 'Play Dough' and 'microwave' should not be used in the same
> sentence.
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> 12.) Super Glue is forever.
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> 13.) No matter how much jelly you put in a swimming pool you still
> can't walk on water.
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> 14.) Pool filters do not like jelly.
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> 15.) VCR's do not eject Peanut Butter & Jam sandwiches even though TV
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> 16.) Bin bags do not make good parachutes.
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> 17.) Marbles in fuel tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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> 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odour is.
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> 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do
> not like ovens.
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> 20.) The fire department in East Melbourne has a 3-minute response
> time.
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> 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
> dizzy.
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> 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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> 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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> 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends,
> with or without kids.
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> 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake
> fluid.
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[robert]

Originally Posted by How Much!!!

> 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake
> fluid.

Bugger, I was just think, where is the bleach, i've got the brake fluid.

[Dutch Paul]

Should I use dot 4, 5 or silicon based?

[Miket]

One advantage of having son's, you don't have to pay for two daughters weddings.

Now where does the wife keep the bleach.

[rileyhr]

Save your bleach for the toilet...

YouTube - Smoke Mix 1

[dolphinboy400]

OMG!

[craggle]

Guess what I'll be doing next time I bleed some brakes!

Craig.

[simon]

cool...GOT to try that..

[badcob]

You have to pay for your daughters weddings !!!

[Clive]

Originally Posted by Miket

One advantage of having son's, you don't have to pay for two daughters weddings.

If you have a son, you only need to worry about one pr**k.
If you have a daughter, you have to worry about everyone's pr**ks!

(Glad I've two son's and no daughters! )