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09-05-08, 10:23 AM
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The effects of marriage.............
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .
After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4'' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner ?'
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31-05-08, 05:20 PM
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PURE CLASS ROFL. 
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31-05-08, 07:58 PM
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The slow ones are the best..........22 days in the making!
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01-06-08, 02:21 PM
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 .too trueAlfie B
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Sumo Mk111 RPI 4ltr crossbolt V8 fast road cam Webber 4 barrel freeflow headers Mallory dizzy Jag suspension with powerlock LSD,in Porsche girly Blue,but goes like shit of a shovel,and believe it or not goes round corners!! But wont bloody tickover evenly .
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04-06-08, 08:21 PM
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haha. that was funny.
Last edited by robert; 05-06-08 at 09:50 AM.
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