lots of french/women on newbies threads...

[jamieM]

so thought Id share this humorous little tale with you.....

A friend was walking down the road and saw a sign outside the pet shop :- "Clitoris licking frog, £50".

So she went inside and asked the chap behind the counter if she could see the amphibian cunnilinguist......to which he replied "Bonjour"......

[britbits]

here is an oldy for you.a mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a COBRA when he spotted a well- known cardiologist in his shop,the cardiologist was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his car , when the mechanic shouted across the garage:'hey doc want to take a look at this?'the cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the car. the mechanic straightend up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked: 'So doc, look at this engine. I open its heart,take the valves out, repair any damage and then put them back in, and when i have finished it works just like as new. 'So how come you earn so much more than me when you and i are doing basicly the same work?'. The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then wispered to the mechanic :'Try doing it whith the engine running.'? Dave B

[Noel]

Both very good LOL