| Todays Joke Seems that Bill and Mary had just finished having sexual intercourse when it was discovered that the condom they had used had come off. After the initial panic wore off and expletives were issued, Bill, in a fit of humour, yelled toward Mary's nether regions:
"Go toward the light! Go toward the light!"
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Robert
My Son had a toy steering wheel which he used to spin furiously, making loads of go-faster noises, leaning into all the tight corners, perhaps running the government feels a bit like that. You make all the noises, but when you stop you haven't really gone anywhere. |