Night Classes for the Wife.

[macca]

With all the goings on in the garage the Wife has decided to take up night classes. I have suggested she considers some of the options below:-

1.Silence-the final frontier where no woman has gone before
2.The undiscovered side of banking: making deposits
3.Parties: Going without new outfits
4.man management: minor household chores can wait till after the game
5.Bathroom etiquette 1: men need space in the cabinet too
6.Bathroom etiquette 2: his razor is his
7.Communication skills 1: Tears - the last resort not the first
8.Communication skills 2: Think before speaking
9.Communication skills 3: Getting what you want without nagging
10.Driving a car safely- A skill you CAN aquire
11.Telephone skills: how to hang up
12.An introduction to parking
13.Advanced parking: Backing into a space
14.Water retention: Fact or FAT
15.Cooking 1:Bringing back bacon eggs and butter
16.Cooking 2:Bran and Tofu are NOT for human consumption
17.Cooking 3:How NOT to inflict diets on other people
18.Compliments:Accepting them gracefully
19.PMS: Your problem not his
20.Dancing: why men dont like it
21.Classic footwear: Wearing shoes you already have
22.Household dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women notice
23.INtergrating your laundry: washing it alltogether
24.Oil & Petrol: your car needs both
25.TV Remotes: For men only

May be spending even more time in garage.
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[mikey]

None for you for 12 months.
Mike

[paul]

That's a bit frequent is it not.
Paul{-}

[kdavies3]

Hi rob,

Sorry I didn't get up to Miskin last Monday, work went crazy (sods law)
So how did the SVA go ?

well I hope? .

You'll need to spend more time with the Cob if your missus has seen this post. {-}

[osgood]

Contrary Mary

Nice one like it!!!:7 :7 :7 Must take it down the pub this Sunday lunch and spread the word should raise a laugh or two Eric.