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Old 04-08-03, 08:05 PM
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Two pregnant women are sat together,kniting baby jumpers,when one woman turns to other and says i hope that my babby is a girl,cos i only had pink wool.
The other lady turns and says i hope my babby is a spastic cos ive ####ed up the arms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! }( }( }( }( }( }( }( }( }(
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Old 04-08-03, 11:42 PM
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poor taste kev
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Old 05-08-03, 12:30 AM
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RE: joke

there goes my career as a comedian!!!!
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Old 05-08-03, 12:36 AM
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RE: joke

Kev

I must agree with Simon, stick with your basket making in future.

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Old 05-08-03, 10:46 AM
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RE: joke

Ever thought of joining the Diplomatic Corps Kevin ?

and where were you Sunday ?
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hello chris mate,i was polishing my head mate.
When is the barbecue at your place then ,i will come to that.}(
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Old 05-08-03, 06:32 PM
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After I get back from Aussie

You can only come

a) If I manage to organise it Probably Oct ?
b) If you wear a Gag !

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Old 05-08-03, 11:56 PM
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Well that was a cutting remark,chris iwill have to think of another sick joke to get people going!!!
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Hey Kev, I should stick to being a car critic mate, makes more sense!!{-} {-} {-} {-} {-} {-} :} :} :} Eric.
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