Sex-Crazed Tongue Emoticon Licks Four-May Be Banned From Use

[robert]

Tragedy struck today when a sex-starved emoticon brutally approached and licked 4 unnamed forum members early this morning. The 4 forumites were not treated at area hopitals, but instead were referred to www.medline.com for further observation and informative medical reading.

Forum master and immediately called for the banning of the offending emoticon, but said that it was out of his hands and now in the hands of the Sysops, whatever those are. When reminded that it was his idea to use emoticons, he banned the reporter asking the question.

Shockingly, the other emoticons stood by indifferently while the attacks took place. "It was horrible", said a smiling emoticon, "We all reacted in different ways. One of us just sat there smoking, and others were rolling their eyes, laughing, winking, and just sitting their plain angry." One emoticon was so distraught by what had transpired, that it is still quietly rolling back and forth. It is uncertain whether or not it can be treated, since their are no paramedic or psychologist emoticons, and their is a strong possibility that emoticons are computer generated and not even real.

The incident was quickly erased from the Forum, and forum members were forbidden to discuss the banning or they will be banned. Additionally, the Sysops released several words that can no longer be used on the forum, including but not limited to: Band, Ban Roll-On, Banana, Bantamweight, vanilla (because some kids use a "b" instead of a "v"; However, you can still say Vigoda, as in Abe). In fact, in order to make things more simple, any word with the letter "b" may be banned from the forum.

When confronted with this, an angry Forum Admin retorted (as an angry emoticon and a little spinny thing hovered above each of his shoulders) "The alphabet only has 25 letters! What are you talking about?" He later apologized for his outburst, saying that he was still suffering from a cee-sting on his cuttocks that occurred earlier in the weekend.

[Robin427]

What a load of collocks..., I'm glad you cinned your cocra...

Rocin

Drive it like you stole it...
http://www.creffield.com/cocra/index.html

[choogh]

Time dragging today Rob, Just a little bored are we ??
Charlie.
:tu :tu

[osgood]

Contrary Mary

Rob would this involve Andy Bollocks!! and the Z means zilch? Eric