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[Louise]

> > Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a
> > club.
> > It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing.
> > Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence
> > was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting
> > through a dustbin.
> > Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
> >
> >
> > BUMP........
> >
> > BUMP........
> >
> >
> > BUMP................
> >
> >
> >
> > Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the
> > driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into
> > his road.
> >
> >
> >
> > BUMP........
> >
> > BUMP........
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> > BUMP....
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> > He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box
> > approached
> > from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more
> > clearly....It was a coffin
> > Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and
> > started
> > walking briskly home.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Bump........
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > BUMP........
> >
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> > BUMP........
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> > He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking
> > faster.........
> >
> >
> > BUMP.......
> >
> >
> > BUMP.......
> >
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> > BUMP.......
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> > BUMP.......
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> >
> > BUMP......
> >
> >
> >
> > BUMP........
> >
> >
> > The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but
> > he heard the coffin speed up after him......
> >
> >
> >
> > BUMP......
> >
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> >
> > BUMP...
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> > BUMP...
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> > BUMP......
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> > BUMP...
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> > BUMP...
> > BUMP......
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> > .BUMP...
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> > BUMP...
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> > He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .......
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> >
> > BUMP...
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> > BUMP...
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> > BUMP.....
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> > BUMP...
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> > BUMP...
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> > BUMP...
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> > BUMP.....
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> > BUMP...
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> > BUMP...
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> > BUMP...
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> > BUMP.....
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> > Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin
was
> > only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he keys, His
> > hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside
> > slamming the
> > front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped
> > into his comfy chair. Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the
> > coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the
> > impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing
> > freely on its rusty hinges as it continued its chase.....
> >
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> >
> > SCREECH...
> >
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> >
> > SCREECH...
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> >
> > SCREECH...
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> > SCREECH...
> >
> >
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> > SCREECH...
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> >
> > SCREECH...
> > BUMP...
> >
> >
> > SCREECH...
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> >
> > SCREECH...
> >
> >
> >
> > In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs
> > could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the
> > door........
> >
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> > SCREECH...
> >
> > HOP...
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> >
> > SCREECH...
> >
> >
> > HOP...
> >
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> > BUMP...
> >
> > scREECH...
> >
> > HOP...
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> > SCREECH...
> >
> > HOP...
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> > SCREECH...
> >
> > HOP...
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> > SCREECH...
> >
> > HOP...
> >
> >
> > The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and
> > launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the
> > bathroom door flew off its hinges.....
> >
> > The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the
young
> > terrified lad.
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> > SCREECH...
> >
> > BUMP...
> >
> > SCREECH...
> > BUMP...
> > SCREECH...
> > BUMP...
> > SCREECH...
> >
> > In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his
> > bathroom cabinet.... He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and
> > threw it at the coffin.......still it came ........
> >
> >
> > BUMP...
> > SCREECH...
> > BUMP...
> > SCREECH
> >
> > He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it ........still it
> > came......
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > BUMP...
> > SCREECH...
> > BUMP...
> > SCREECH...
> >
> >
> >
> > He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ......still it
came......
> >
> >
> > BUMP...
> > SCREECH...
> > BUMP...
> > SCREECH...
> >
> >
> > He grabbed some Benalyn cough mixture and threw it........
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The coffin stopped


Louise :P

[Shaney23]

[BILKO]

Nice one

BILKO

[Rodders]

VERY GOOD