Farmer and the Cow

[Louise]

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.

I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.

As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.

As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain! :-;

[dave]

Cow....Him????? Shouldn't that be "Her" or am i missing something?
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[Trigger]

Is this the cow in question ... or is it one of the members of this forum!?:P

[Louise]

>Is this the cow in question ... or is it one of the members
>of this forum!?:P
>

:tu Yep, that’s the weirdo-bull-cow in question! All we need to do now is identify the weirdo-bull-cow-luvin-farmer!!!:P

[ROYFATBLOKE]

Was the farmer wearin a hat? If he kicked the bucket over then he was a he and not a she with an udder and stuff which would make her a she and if the farmer was going to mount her which was a he and I was his wife I would have been distraught but I'm a he so I not be his wife but that is disgusting............Oh I very confussed!
Have you heard the one about the sheep?:}

[Robin427]

How do the Welsh/New Zealanders/Fiero-drivers* find their sheep in long grass?

Very satisfyin'...


* delete as applicable

Robin
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