Smart Blonde

[Louise]

A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager.
She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs
to borrow £5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title
and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.

The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde
for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the
interest, which comes to £15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why
would you bother to borrow £5,000?"

The blonde replies...

"Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only
£15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" :tu

[Miket]

Very good, she must have had her hair bleached, cos a blonde couldn't have come up with that one.

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