Cobra addict needs a Fix!

[Hev]

Hello all - I need help. Well, nothing new there, but this is something I need help urgently on. You see, a few years ago, I met someone who had a gorgeous Brightwheel, pics are at: http://groups.msn.com/hevrashomepage/captainjim.msnw (that's me in the pics). Problem is, I lost touch with him, and so have been deprived of *that* feeling - you know the one I mean, the one where people a mile in front of you are turning round to see what is making that roar, when barry boys in Novas take one look and turn pale....the Cobra Factor.

So, I was wondering - is there anyone in the Surrey area who would grant me the huge favour of a ride in their Cobra? I promise to wipe the drool off the passenger seat when the day ends....and I will bribe you with a pub lunch at the hostelry of your choice. My mum told me not to ride in cars with strange men, but to be honest, I don't care if there is a Crimewatch reconstruction, I *need* a ride in a Cob!

Ideally, you have sidepipes, cos a Cobra doesn't look right without them...let me know if you can help at heatherarmstead@hotmail.com.

Lor' bless you guvnor!

Hev

[Mike]

Not me gov, I don't believe in those cheap horrible, ostentatious 2x4cyl blow your right eardrum off drainpipes
Mike {-} {-}

[plod]

I agree, tail pipes just do it.... :tu

Huh, probably wants one in blue with white stripes too!

Paul

[dave]

Mike, Plod.

The word Cobra sets pulses racing in many , many people because it paints a picture in their mind of massive engine, open top, bonnet scoop, up-ended dustbins for wheels, tyres so wide they almost touch in the middle and F*****g huge exhausts that stick out of the sides and the noise........A noise that sounds threatening.Max Power pea shooters out of the back don't really cut it do they? It'd be like having a birthday cake with no icing or candles.


I'll duck now to avoid the flack!
:7 :7 :7 :sm

[dave]

BTW.
To me the word Cobra means WAGES!!!!
{-} {-} {-} :tu

[plod]

Hey Dave.

I got an e mail and you were being asked after. I said you're lovely..

Ha ha

Paul x

[Miket]

Well covered up lads, calling sidepipes, I bet Hev's private mail box is now full {-} {-} {-} {-} {-} {-}

Sorry Hev, would love to oblige, but your a long way from Devon. :tu :tu :tu :tu :tu :tu

[Trigger]

Heather! Are you really asking for a ride in a Cobra ... ?}( :9

[Neil O]

>Sorry Hev, would love to oblige, but your a long way from
>Devon. :tu :tu :tu :tu :tu :tu

Yeh Mike!
If you did 'oblige' Hev, your missus would pull your nuts off and shove them up your.............

BTW Hev, check the Cobra Kev thread to see Mike's new slippers! You'll get an idea of his age from that.}(

As for your ride, I'm sure one of the guys nearer to you will be glad to help you out.

Cheers,
Neil

[crendonman]

Hi All,

Gotta have sidepipes Guys!! but only if your running a 427S/C replica otherwise underslungs are good.



Hev, favours from me can be easily bought, with copious amounts of food and ale and I certainly fall into the category of "strange".

As long as you promise to wipe off all bodily fluids from the seats }( all I can say is "bring it on.

Cheers :tu

David





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