Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 12
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jul 2001
    Location
    Newton Abbot, Devon, UK. (God's waiting room)
    Age
    70
    Posts
    13,455

    Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes

    Come on, who got the worst, I'll start with this one.

    A Hyena swallowed an OXO cube, he ended up as the laughing stock.
    Mike
    Cobraless


    I've often been asked, "What do you old folks do now that you're retired?
    Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch and margaritas into urine.

    Life's good, live it.



  2. #2
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Ormskirk, Lancs, UK.
    Posts
    462

    Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes

    Did you here the sad story about the two peanuts walking down the street.

    One was a salted. :thumb:


    Cmon there must be worse out there!

    Lee
    CHEERS
    LEE

    DAX Cobra on the road now starting the build of a Tornado GT40. This car building lark is very addicitve.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    warrington
    Posts
    259

    Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes

    wots a hedgehogs favourite food ? prickled onions :

  4. #4
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    .
    Posts
    531

    Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes

    why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers?

    in case they get a hole in one!

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Winsford, Cheshire
    Age
    53
    Posts
    410

    Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes

    why did the turtle cross the road?

    cos' it was the chickens day off

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    East Sussex, UK
    Posts
    4,489

    Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes

    One snowman to another:

    "Can you smell carrots?"
    Reverend Robin
    GD427 Euro

    He who dies with the most tools wins

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Crawley, West Sussex, UK.
    Age
    47
    Posts
    3,203

    Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes

    Merry Xmas darling, your new GD is parked in the garage
    Brian
    2003 - DB Replicas Dax-No 54
    2009 - Interior and Exterior Period Re-style
    2010 - Engine upgrade 400ci Dart Block SBC 502lbs-ft 502bhp
    2013 - Cobra Sold
    2013 - Replaced with another TVR - Griffith 500 SE Number 35 of the last 100 Special Edition Cars

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Jul 2001
    Location
    Newton Abbot, Devon, UK. (God's waiting room)
    Age
    70
    Posts
    13,455

    Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by V8 BJC
    Merry Xmas darling, your new GD is parked in the garage
    And its Green
    Mike
    Cobraless


    I've often been asked, "What do you old folks do now that you're retired?
    Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch and margaritas into urine.

    Life's good, live it.



  9. #9
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Crawley, West Sussex, UK.
    Age
    47
    Posts
    3,203

    Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Miket
    And its Green
    Brown interior maybe
    Brian
    2003 - DB Replicas Dax-No 54
    2009 - Interior and Exterior Period Re-style
    2010 - Engine upgrade 400ci Dart Block SBC 502lbs-ft 502bhp
    2013 - Cobra Sold
    2013 - Replaced with another TVR - Griffith 500 SE Number 35 of the last 100 Special Edition Cars

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    East Sussex, UK
    Posts
    4,489

    Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes

    Superior performance and handling maybe
    Reverend Robin
    GD427 Euro

    He who dies with the most tools wins

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. This is a cracker
    By Miket in forum The Cockpit
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 06-02-06, 04:47 PM
  2. Worst Journey Home...
    By SENIORSNAKE in forum General Cobra Discussion
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 03-05-05, 06:35 PM
  3. The Worst Kind
    By Big Dave in forum Newbies
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 11-11-04, 03:27 PM
  4. The worst lucky rally driver
    By Jesus in forum General Cobra Discussion
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 10-11-03, 02:04 PM
  5. Whats the worst aspect of your car ?? - be honest !
    By PeteV in forum General Cobra Discussion
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: 14-01-02, 08:14 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •