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  1. #1
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    How many Cobraclub forum members does it take.......

    1 to change the light bulb.

    1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
    light bulb could have been changed differently.

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
    bulbs.

    53 to flame the spell checkers.

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
    ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
    "lamp".

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
    bulb" is perfectly correct.

    156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
    violation of their "acceptable use policy".

    109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
    take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

    203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum,
    and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

    111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
    bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

    306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
    to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
    technique and what brands are faulty.

    27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

    14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
    corrected URLs.

    27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
    this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

    33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
    all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
    12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
    cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

    19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

    4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

    44 to ask what is a "FAQ"?

    42 to send an "unsubscribe" message to the entire group

    160 to complain about the unsubscribers

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions
    about light bulbs".

    1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now
    and to start it all over again.


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    WARNING: Translation of author's random thoughts may have resulted in the unintended introduction of grammatical errors, typos, technical inaccuracies, lies, propaganda, rhetoric, blasphemy, rambling, and/or exhibition of shocking levels of ignorance.

  2. #2
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    RE: How many Cobraclub forum members does it take.......

    Simon,

    So true, so true...... :7

    GUMBALL
    Too many idiots, not enough villages!

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    RE: How many Cobraclub forum members does it take.......

    As in all good satire, too close for comfort

    Kev

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    RE: How many Cobraclub forum members does it take.......

    LOL

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    RE: How many Cobraclub forum members does it take.......

    Hahahahahaha

    Paul

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    RE: How many Cobraclub forum members does it take.......

    ...and let's not forget - 2 to moderate the post!}( }( }(

    Tony B

  7. #7
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    RE: How many Cobraclub forum members does it take.......

    I agree with the above{-}
    Rodders has a Raspberry Red one with Stripes ( No 57 )
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    RE: How many Cobraclub forum members does it take.......

    >I agree with the above

    Me too...

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    Robin

    Drive it like you stole it...
    http://www.creffield.com/cobra/index.html
    Reverend Robin
    GD427 Euro

    He who dies with the most tools wins

  9. #9
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    Wrexham, Wrexham, U.K.
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    RE: How many Cobraclub forum members does it take.......

    So how exactly do I change this light bulb?
    Andy Butler

    GD427 Euro just starting (12 months in!)

  10. #10
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    RE: How many Cobraclub forum members does it take.........

    Hi,

    Dosn't it depend on where it is? }(

    Paul
    Metaline Ford 390FE .. goes like a \'bullitt\'

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